reddit: février 2015

samedi 28 février 2015

Challenge accepted

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Lake Baikal, Siberia: The world's oldest and deepest freshwater lake. Photo by Elefterios Papadakis [1766x1650]

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Seth MacFarlane just posted this on Twitter with the caption "This makes me very sad."

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Tattoo artists of Reddit, what is the saddest/most emotional thing you have ever had to tattoo for somebody?

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Asked a girl out. She said yes and asked what we were gonna do.

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Thug Life

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TIL that for release in Finland, the original Mortal Kombat had to be censored in an unusual way. Censors were fine with the gore, but insisted the music be replaced with traditional Christian songs.

FINNISH HYMN!!!

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Ronda Rousey 12 second Submission (Gif)

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Vladimir Putin was practicing a eulogy speech for an assassinated Russian politician in front of a mirror...

(ahem) "He was a dear patriot and credit to the Motherland, whom I personally adored as a friend and colleague. I vow, as leader of Russia, to find the culprits responsible for this vicious murder..."

Putin then stopped and turned to his aide. "Are you sure this strikes the right tone, Yuri? I mean, in terms of timing? I've been a bit preoccupied, so remind me, when was he killed?"

After a few moments consulting his ipad, the aide replies, "Next week, sir."

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Canadian parties

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She's wood, sculpture/carving, By Peter Demetz

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I microwaved soap and it looks like bread

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The Calvin and Hobbes search engine allows you to search keywords to find specific Calvin and Hobbes cartoons.

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My son is a ridiculous little person.

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Classes At Navy

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My dad, taken for Surfer Magazine. Peru, 1977.

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TIL that in 2010 Bank of America wrongly tried to foreclose on a home. The couple took BOA to court and received a judgment of $2500 to cover legal fees. When BOA refused to pay, the couple showed up at the bank with movers and a court writ giving them permission to seize BOA's furniture and cash.

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This is Smiley, he belongs to a friend of mine. He is a child therapy dog born with dwarfism and without eyes. He's pretty awesome.

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Protesters Flying Grumpy Cat Banner Around Comcast Center

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This is how the screen on my iPod broke:

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one of my favorite offensive jokes

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My wife and I wanted to redo our 1920s bathroom with more time-appropriate hexagon tile. An hour in, I see this.

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I'll just fit myself right there

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TIL in 1976 there was a wine tasting competition in Paris that blindly compared Californian wines to French wines. California won and the lone reporter covering the event was blacklisted for reporting it.

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The real star of the new Avengers posters

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ELI5: torque vs horsepower

How does torque differ from horsepower? Why do certain vehicles have different ratios of each?

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After 25 years, my father finally became a citizen. HIGH FIVE!?!??

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Original Instructions for Projecting "Gone With The Wind" in 1940

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This little guy showed up at my home and wouldn't leave. Guess he is mine.

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Boris Nemtsov: 'I'm afraid Putin will kill me,' Russian opposition politician said weeks before being shot dead

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TIL that in 1885, Edison offered Tesla $50,000 for redesigning his company's DC generators. After months of work, Tesla inquired about the payment. Edison said he was only joking, replying, "Tesla, you don't understand our American humor." Tesla quit his job shortly after.

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

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What it looks like when an airplane flies through fog (xpost: /r/fiftyfifty)

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Old skater proves the haters wrong

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Like a Glove

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300-year-old Chinese abacus ring was used during the Qing Dynasty to help traders.

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Am I doing this right? [semi-OC]

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I put a GPS tracker on my boyfriend's mother's cat! Here is 3 hours worth of data on his movements from yesterday :) (X-Post from /r/aww) [OC]

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My order came to $13.13 at 13:13:13

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My famous butternut squash soup

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ELI5: Do computer programmers typically specialize in one code? Are there dying codes to stay far away from, codes that are foundational to other codes, or uprising codes that if learned could make newbies more valuable in a short time period?

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Is Leonard Nimoy the first example of a "famous last tweet?" If not, what are some others?

His tweet for reference:

"A life is like a garden, Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory."

RIP, LLAP

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Star Trek Online players pay their respect to Leonard Nimoy

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Pittsburgh woman who stole her cancer-stricken neighbor's dog and paid to have it euthanized will get jail time

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What song of a favorite band of yours would you introduce a new listener with?

I find that so many recommended artists are suggested to me by just their name, and I never find the motivation to go listen for myself on my own time. Recently, when someone suggests someone to me, I've been asking what their favorite song is and playing it. If I like it, I'll hop on the fanwagon most likely and give them a shot.

Feel free to post more than one song or artist, recommending favorites should be tough decisions. It can be old or new, and provide the genre if it's someone lesser known.

Edit: awesome thread already! I'm gonna have an endless amount of new tunes to check out.

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TIFU by masturbating right after surgery.

So I had a surgery Monday afternoon. Bunions are genetic in my family, and for some reason, mine are particularly bad for a 23 year old. I elected to get the surgery now, while under my mother's insurance and to prevent it from getting worse. Also, this way my mom can take a few days off work to stay with me if I need anything.

Long story short, they had to break 2 of my bones, then realign them, add some screws and pins, file down the side of my foot, then put the bones back into the sockets. I have 12 stitches and am on heavy narcotic drugs for pain.

Well, I have a super high sex drive. I flicked the bean before surgery Monday, but it's been 4 days. So I was horny and put on some porn. So I'm going at it and getting really into it. A few attempts at finishing pass because of mild pain in my foot. I decide to play through the pain.

Bad.

So I'm finally about to come, and I get ready, straighten my legs. And I curl my toes as I climax, as I always do.

I curl my fucking toes.

There's a loud CRACK then my earsplitting scream of pure fucking agony. Then I have about three seconds to think Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, what did I do before my mom comes barreling through my door.

There I am, covered in sweat, vibrator in hand, porn still on my TV, and my mom staring at me in shock. She stammered "Are you... uh, oh. Um. Are you o-okay? Uh..." She keeps glancing from me to the TV. I'm yelling at her that I'm fine, just go, I'm fine, GO. But she's in shock I think because she's still just glancing wide eyed from (half naked) me, to my TV, back to me, then my foot.

So I throw something at her to wake her out of her confused daze to make her go. The only thing I had within reach. My vibrator.

I threw my vibrator at my mother.

She backed out of my room slowly. We haven't spoken since.

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