We, the 99%, have taken over this subreddit. No more fatcats. No more gold. In fact, all users with gold will now be filtered by Comrade Automoderator.
Viva La Proletariat
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Good morning everyone.
My latest project is the first episode of a three-movie series, Mythica: A Quest For Heroes , premiering TODAY, March 31. You can check out the first installment of Mythica exclusively here: http://www.contv.com/
And if you'd like to help support the second part of the Mythica Saga, please check out our campaign.
Victoria's helping me out via phone. For those of you up early enough to ask questions - ask away!
Photo proof: http://ift.tt/1IMC5cv
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I made a hot pocket in the oven last night, and I of course needed to test if it was cool enough to eat. So I used the most appropriate method I could think of, I took a small bite[7]. Superheated "cheese" comes out, but no big surprises there.
I proceeded to devour both pockets and sooth my burning lips and mouth with an icy beer. I went about my night and everything was normal. This morning I noticed I had burned my bottom lip near the right corner. It wasn't too bad, just a small blister I noticed while shaving.
I went to work and went about my day, and proceeded to forget about my burned lip. I got off work and met up with my girlfriend. She gives me a big kiss, which then pops the blister. She pulls away quickly as I reach towards the blister. She looks at my lip and asks me what is on it. I say it's just a blister, but she just keeps staring and analyzing it. After a minute she picks up her purse and says, "no, that's herpes", calls me an asshole and accused me of cheating on her. She tells me we're over and started freaking out that she now has herpes. I keep trying to tell her it's a hot pocket burn as she leaves the bar, but she just stormed out flipping me the bird while everyone just gave me a death stare.
I checked out myself in the mirror and the blister popped really badly, it looks pretty nasty, but I don't think it looks like herpes.
This all happened an hour ago and she's not answering my texts or calls.
Tldr: I ate a hot pocket, burned my lip, gf left me cause the burn kind of looks like herpes.
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He was having a bath, and we were playing and messing about, I put the shower curtain over his head and poured water over him, I heard him gurgling. Turns out our shower curtain isn't waterproof.
"Push harder" I shouted at my wife while she was in labor. "Screw you" she screamed back at me.
Bit harsh I thought...... it wasn't my fault the car broke down on the way to the hospital!
We are oceanographer Tim Battista and ecologist Chris Taylor. We are NOAA scientists currently leading a research expedition in the U.S. Virgin Islands aboard the NOAA Ship Nancy Foster. This is the 12th year that we've come to the Caribbean to systematically map a sprawling coral reef ecosystem that is home to an amazing variety of ocean life.
Our team is using multi beam sonar, scientific echosounder (fishfinder), underwater gliders, a remotely operated vehicle, and other high-tech tools to locate previously-unknown seafloor habitats; to map out coral reefs in fine detail; and to find 'hotspots' where many species of fish gather to spawn in rhythm with the lunar cycle. The data we gather helps people better understand and manage this critically important region of the ocean.
Here is a picture of us off the coast of St. Croix: http://1.usa.gov/1NwbvVP
We'll be here from 1:00 pm ET through 3:00 pm ET today answering your questions about our research as well as what it’s like to work on a NOAA ship … AUA!
(We are out at sea, and our internet is by satelite, so there maybe intermittent outages.)
Edit: obligatory omg this is my best post ever etc
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My 5 Questions:
Public Contact Information: If Applicable
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I ask because I was under the impression that that plants evolved fruit to be appealing to animals who would consume them and the seeds within. However with really bitter fruits like lemon and the spicy chilli, how in nature would these plants get animals to eat their seeds?
It all started with this youth organization that im a part of. Its mainly for high-school students but there is this one college girl that is an absolute bombshell. We were sitting during one of the meetings I was sitting next to her and our hands brushed up against each other. She grabbed mine and proceeded to stare in to my eyes the rest of the meeting. Long story short- We made out. 9/10 would do again. what about the other 1? well. That would be me. Who now has herpes.
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