CONTEXT: So basically i live in saudi arabia (Lucky me) and im the prime target for the religious police, a male saudi teenager. as you might know saudi arabia is a strictly muslim country, so that means every single store closes 5 times a day for prayer. me being a person who doesnt really like the religious police, i have not had a very good reputation with them (i have been encountered by them and "punished" many times). im guessing a lot of you know enough about the religious police for me to begin my FU. so lets begin
this happened today, do i get a cookie? Ok so i was at home chilling i just came back from school so im tired as fuck. When lo and behold my mother has a bunch of coupons for 100 riyals (about 26 dollars) that she recieved as a gift. so i take them and head straight for the place to buy a wii u game and an eshop gift card (im a fan of nintendo). so while i was looking around for more shit to buy with the coupons the store owners said i have to leave because its prayer time. i sigh and say i just need a minute or two so i can get one more thing. Ending up have spent about 10 minutes in the store. the religious police come so i start to panic and head straight for the cashier. i got away scat free, BUT for some ODD REASON my ass decides it was a good idea to take a picture of their car to send to my friends. keep in mind there are like 6 people in the car. so i proceed to take pictures "stealthly" and i start to notice that they are looking at me. i thought it was weird but i still took MORE pictures until my heart sinks with the sudden thought of "is the flash on?". i shakingly check and well well well. it was on the WHOLE FUCKING TIME. so now im just nervous laughing to myself while the police are still looking at me. they then think that they had enough of my bullshit. so they turn on the cars siren. and when the religious police turned on those motherfucking sirens i ran so far away and got into my car and just blast away. when they turn on the siren it means they are about to make an "arrest". i wasnt feeling like getting into the car and getting whipped for my sins.
so now im on the road to the way home and i check the mirrors. "oh fuck they're here" i can see them chasing after me to "correct me" and at this point im scared shitless. after many twists and turns i lost track of them. so i quickly head home and lock the doors now im here waiting for what is gonna happen to me today.
TL;DR took picture of religious police, got into a looney loons car chase with them, now im scared shitless on my bed waiting.
Edit: i forgot to show you the photo that started this so here it is xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Edit: im keeping the "scat free" mistake.
Edit: Oh My Allah! i cant believe how much attention this got. im on the front page already!
Edit: i should improve in my capability of idioms in general. and thanks so much for the support everyone!
UPDATE 1: so i was on my way to MCdonalds when i see that they are trying to find me now. dont worry the flash was off this time. they are obviously lost and will give up soon
UPDATE 2: i think they are gone for now i cant see them anywhere. and please before asking your questions read the comments! because im getting a lot of the same questions again and again
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