All right, so this just happened to me and I am so embarrassed. Today's my birthday and my girlfriend and I were supposed to go out, but she had to pick up an extra shift at work, so we both decided to celebrate my birthday tomorrow. It was a boring night and I had nothing to do but stream Netflix, so what's the next best thing? I decided to watch some porn to pass by time before I sleep. My roommate is gone for the weekend, so I was able to masturbate freely. As I was getting into it, I hear the front door open. I heard the voice of my roommate echoing through the walls. I was sure he heard my sexual moans. Instead of stopping, I decided to continue masturbating making all these sounds. My girlfriend and I have sex all the time in my room, but my roommate doesn't seem to care too much, so I decided to let my roommate believe I was with my girlfriend. It's better than masturbating, right? All of a sudden, I heard a door slam. I dismissed it and continued to masturbate. 10 minutes later, I received a text from my girlfriend.
Girlfriend: it's over
Me: What?
Girlfriend: i can't believe you...i was going to surprise you. i never want to see you again.
5 minutes later, my roommate texted me...
Roommate: That's messed up, man.
Me: What did I do?
Roommate: You had another girl in your room.
That's when I realized that my roommate and girlfriend thought that I was with another girl in my room. She's not responding to my texts.
tl;dr Roommate and girlfriend caught me masturbating and thought I was with another girl
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