So a little over a year ago, I went to a night club and met this beautiful girl with the sexiest green eyes. We hit it off immediately. Fast forward 3 hours, and a lot of drinks. We are in a motel room. She is perfect, like pornstar, Las Vegas escort perfect. I pull out all of my best moves to close, and it works. We get it on. We do EVERYTHING, and yes, even butt stuff. After a few hours the sun starts to come up, she races out. I didn't even get her number. I am now in a relationship with who I think may be the one. I've heard stories about a slutty sister, but I didn't think anything of it. Today is my gf birthday. We go to meet her family for the 1st time at dinner. And when I sit down at the table. Sitting next to me is the beautiful girl with green eyes. Her sister. We did buttstuff. I think I'm screwed. I posted this from the table.
TLDR. Slept with my gfs sister before we met.
EDIT. I will not ask for a 3sum what is wrong with you people.
EDIT 2. Damn her sister is still so hot. It seems as though they have some sort or rivalry. So she is being extra flirty with me. And I'm getting the stink eye hard.
Edit 3. I went to the bathroom to type all of this. I will tell it the way she did as to not mess it up..." So I met this guy, we had an instant connection. He was a bit of a fixer upper, but I could tell with a shave and a haircut he would be great. We talked for what seemed like hours, until they turned on the lights and we had to leave the club. He tried some corny moves to get me to go home with him, I could tell that he was trying and he liked me alot so I went to a hotel with him. We did everything. I even let him do buttstuff. " she didn't say buttstuff, the other word is cringy." He wasn't the best, but he worked extremely hard. Afterwards I stepped out to grab a coke from the vending machine, I came back and he was gone. He ditched me. <MYNAME> does that sound right to you?"
At this point I say, that's not right at all. That guy is scum. I look at her as to say please, hoping she can read my mind. Thankfully she has mercy on me. She just says guys these days suck, and she needs to meet a good one like her sister did. I got up and went to bathroom after.
Edit 4. went back to my place after dinner, gf went out drinking with her friends. Sister will be there so I didn't go. Also a few minutes ago I got a friend request on fb from the sister. I knew that I should be on there.
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