Context: It was a lonely Wednesday night, when I suddenly got a text message from a girl we'll call Andrea. “Hey” it read. “What you up to?”. Andrea was a beautiful Texan girl I met last summer while working for Disney World in Orlando, Florida. We dated for a month before I returned back to Canada and she left back to Texas. With my current non-existent sex life here, I decided to text Andrea something unusual and see how she responds to it. "Not much, just lying in bed wondering, if you were here what would we be up to". And thus began our cyber trip to Sexyland. There was a certain thrill to it. Connecting with someone in such a way with words is a different kind of sexy. After a dozen hot texts of what we would do to each other, we decided to take things to the next level, AKA SnapChat.
The FU: “I want to see you cum” the caption read with a snap picture of two beautiful breasts. With my phone protected with a waterproof case, I was now under the shower ready to make my last snap, cum. I lowered my phone to magic lamp level, brining my front camera basically, head to head. I pressed down on the grey circle as I began rubbing my lamp until the whole circle turned red. A few spits of white genies came bursting out at my screen, with the last one hitting, where the original circle was. Only now instead of the circle, a small square with a + sign appeared and gets selected. For those of you who are not familiar with SnapChat, this indicates that now, my magic lamp was on “My Story” for all my contacts to see. But wait its not over yet. I frantically press delete on the uploading post, except now my internet connection lags, I drop my phone into the tub, and my screen flashes into the colours of a rainbow. My screen broke eternally; some water must have seeped through. “My Story” survived a whole hour, gathering 23 unimpressed views until I managed to login from another phone and delete the scandalous post.
TL;DR I posted a video of myself ejaculating on SnapChat and broke my phone.
Wow, I just earned some Reddit gold, thank you to who ever that was :D
Edit: I don't talk to Andrea anymore, we're not on good terms. However, if this makes the front page, I will send it to her.
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