Well today I fucked up bad. I was visiting my new girlfriend and meeting her parents for the first time. Everything was going great until I felt the stomach rumbling coming that signalled a nasty shit on the way. I tried to hold it in but I farted and it was one of those nasty ones that smells like rotten eggs and unmentionable things. Everyone smelled it instantly and I of course pretended I knew nothing about it and smelled it too. Well her mom started getting visibly worried about this smell and started freaking out to her husband. Apparently they have some propane tanks that have leaked in the past and they were worried that was what was happening again, this time though it was so much worse because the smell was terrible. My girlfriends mom called the fire department and we evacuated her house and waited outside till the fire department cleared the house. So now I'm just hanging out feeling uncomfortable and I am never going to tell them this.
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