So this, like most stories didn't happen today.
My girlfriend had kept asking me what her parents should get me for my birthday, and I had absolutely no idea. I thought that every man needs some tools so I said a few tools would be great. A few days later my birthday rolls around and I open my gift from my girlfriends parents and it's a screwdriver, it was super fancy so I was somewhat excited. Throughout the night my girlfriends dad kept asking me what I'm going to screw with it, when is the soonest I will screw something. As we were leaving their house I said "I'll most likely screw something tonight" because I had to replace a headlight on my car. Needless to say he didn't think I was going to "screw" my car.
tl;dr: tried to be funny, ended up telling my girlfriends dad I'm going to screw her m
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