So last night I am in charge of doing my 5 year old girls bed time while mum takes baby to sleep. While picking a bed time story I go through the pile of recently acquired library books and see one titled "Ghost Hunters and the incredibly revolting ghost". It looked a bit above her pay grade and I question who picked it out and if she thought it might be a bit too scary for her.
She says no and being a bit hyped up from the weekend and feeling playful she declares that it might be a bit scary for me and comes up with a game on the spot: a scare test. She turns out the light and pounces on me. Now I should mention we have black out blinds and with the light off the room is completely dark.
What follows is 5 minutes of us turning out the lights and trying to "scare" each other i the dark: throwing fluffy toys, sneaking up behind, "monster" drool, wet willies. After a while of gentle escalation I figure its time to end this and get to bed.
On my turn I go silent. After 10s
"daddy?"
Silence
"d..d.daddy??"
Silence
"where are you!!?"
Silence (oh this is good!)
"DAD!!?"
Silence (yeah I'm in the zone)
Footsteps towards the lightswitch
Wait for it, oh I'm so going to win this. Kneel down so I'm at head level, wait for it, wait for it, ok she's right in front of me, lets do it!
Lights on: "RAAAAAGHHHHAAAHHHH!"
"Aieeeee!"
thhhppbbbb
So yeah bedtime was delayed for a wardrobe change.
She's probably not going to trust me for a while
and as a bonus we woke the baby too....
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